Monthly Archives: November 2003

Gross-Out Point: Blank? by Jessica Delfino I bummed a cigarette off a pair of vaguely foreign looking construction workers over at the service entrance of the new Random House building. “Do you live there?” One of them asked me, pointing … Continue reading

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Exchange Between Doctor and Patient Hello, doctor. Hello, patient. How are you, doctor? Oh, I’m okay. That’s not entirely true. Things aren’t going so well for me. No? What’s wrong? Well, I’ve been getting these horrible headaches, and they have … Continue reading

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YOU’RE WASTING YOUR LIFE This is a song that I wrote for a friend of mine who is about to finish college and move to Massachusetts. He is an extremely talented and funny writer/performer and he never gets on stage … Continue reading

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ALCOHOL-INDUCED STREET THEATER or WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT If you read Friday’s entry entitled, “DRUNK” then you might find this story extra amusing. If you haven’t read it, you might read that one first (it’s the … Continue reading

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YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT PLANS I am going to be performing at Deep Dish Cabaret this Saturday night. The show starts at 10 PM. You should all go to the show. It’s one of the best shows in NYC. Don’t be … Continue reading

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Yearly “I’m Afraid To Fly” Story by Jessica Delfino My mom is busting my ass to fly down to Florida for Thanksgiving. Let me first break down “mom.” When I say mom, the word represents my entire family. My mom … Continue reading

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Cavalcade of Personalities World Premiere! My friend Nick made a short film last summer at his house. (Nick is the same guy who wrote www.discobarmitzvah.com which is listed in my links.) The film is funny – it’s a black and … Continue reading

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The End Of The World into Weekend Recap by Jessica Delfino Did anyone see the lunar eclipse last night? How about the meteor shower? Or the aurora borealis? Does anyone else think that is a little bit over the top … Continue reading

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PUT IN YOUR 25 CENTS For Immediate Release: Project 25 - (name is tentative) Jessica Delfino is a starving artist who needs to be able to create art all the time but not starve. If everyone donates one quarter, a … Continue reading

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Girl Scout Cookie Thoughts by Jessica Delfino A month or so ago when I first started working at Christies, a man came in and sold us all Girl Scout cookies. I guess his daughter was a girl scout, or maybe … Continue reading

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