Monthly Archives: December 2003

CHALLENGE WINNER and A BIT OF BACK HISTORY REGARDING ONCE HAVING BEEN A KLEPTOMANIAC by Jessica Delfino OK, I am going to award Joe with my pretty new shiny free CD for his reply to the Delfino/Flavorpill Challenge. His answer … Continue reading

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FLAVORPILL CHALLENGE - More like Delfino Challenge There is an event listings e-mail that I get every week with fun things to do around the city. It is called “Flavorpill.” I used to write for them. One thing that makes … Continue reading

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Who Makes Things That I Invent? by Jessica Delfino I have a bunch of ideas for inventions but nowhere to send them. I don’t have any idea how anything gets made. I guess the first thing I need is a … Continue reading

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Christmas Bump and Grind by Jessica Delfino This story is not about how much I hate Christmas or getting laid on Christmas or anything like that. It’s much more dyer and sincere. I have been noticing lately that more and … Continue reading

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Things She Thought by Jessica Delfino “I don’t know, I guess I like Diet Coke alright,” she said as she swirled the contents of the cup around in her mouth. She only came to this thing to get the money … Continue reading

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SUBWAY PARTY by Jessica Delfino I went to a subway party last night. Were you there? It was fucking insane. If you’ve never been to a subway party, I’m about to tell you all about it. I’d heard of a … Continue reading

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TWO PEOPLE WHOSE RELATIONSHIP IS VAGUE TO THE READER HAVE AN ARGUMENT “You’re a cunt.” “No, YOU’RE a cunt.” (pause) “What is your fucking problem?” “You are my fucking problem.” “You have been an asshole to me since the day … Continue reading

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NOTES and JOKES and QUOTES and BOASTS So, what’s up, you guys? It’s been a long time since we’ve talked. I’ve been pretty busy, I’ve got lots of stuff going on because I’m so busy. I hate when people say … Continue reading

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