Monthly Archives: September 2004

How I Learned About God by Jessica Delfino When I was in third grade, there was a girl named Mei-Ning. She was the smart asian chick in the class, with long, cornsilk black hair but oddly, big, puffy lips. She … Continue reading

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TOUR NO MORE I had planned to take a two week road trip in October, which I mentioned a few entries ago. Well, check out this kind of amazing luck: I’d placed an ad on Craigslist that said if anyone … Continue reading

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I’VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES FOR TWO DAYS NOW…. …but for some reason that seems to be the way things have been going. I’ve been running around a lot and showering and being fashionable have unfortunately taken the back … Continue reading

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WHAT I LIKE TO DO by Mabel Happenstance When I come home, the first thing I like to do is make a sandwich. This is how I make a sandwich: I take two pieces of whole wheat bread, not generally … Continue reading

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At the library this morning, I was perusing an issue of Mad Magazine that was lying transiently on the table and I came across a story called The 50 Worst Things About Comedy or something like that. #1 was Mad … Continue reading

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TODAY IS SUNDAY, SEPT. 12th by Jessica Delfino Last night, I went to see Jennifer Blowdryer’s play, “White Trash Debutante” at the Bowery Poetry Club. I thought it was written quite well, it was funny, touching, dark and the live … Continue reading

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PREGNANT is to HIGH, as MISCARRIAGE is to ____________? by Jessica Delfino Last night, friends Chelsea and David joined me for dinner at a japanese joint on St. Mark’s Place that serves discount sushi. It makes me feel nervous to … Continue reading

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A THREE HOUR TOUR by Jessica Delfino On Monday, (Labor Day) I was kidnapped on a boat. Chris said we were going to take a ride on his friend Harry’s boat, which we did, and it was truly amazing. The … Continue reading

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SUNDAY is supposed to be a day of rest by Jessica Delfino CALL FOR EAST COAST TRIP PIT STOPS I am leaving here on or around October 15th to head up to Massachusetts to pick up a car in Boston, … Continue reading

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DO YOU HAVE A CAR? LET’S GO PARTY AT A MANSION TONIGHT!!! By Jessica Delfino My dad (Mark Delfino, the one who lived in LA my whole life) moved back to Connecticut a few weeks ago and we’ve been in … Continue reading

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