Monthly Archives: February 2005

ALL YOU CAN TAKE - This Sunday I’m going to Connecticut to do a show and will not be hosting my show this Sunday. Please see Dan, who will be hosting and arranging the line-up, if you’re interested in performing … Continue reading

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ELK BOY SINGS THE BLUES Uh, oh - I have a feeling this is going to be the next huge book series, a la Harry Potter: It’s a blog written from the perspective of a boy who was raised by … Continue reading

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OBLIGATORY VALENTINE’S DAY ENTRY - PLUS! This Valentine’s Day, start a tradition and continue it for the rest of your life. MAKE something for your sweetie. Make them a card, write them a love letter, cook them dinner, take them … Continue reading

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ONE SMART-ASSED CHRISTIAN’S OPEN LETTER I have always been confused by the delicate specifics of the bible’s demands and an avid hater of the Republican god. (One of my favorite songs is a (Liquid) Tapedeck song that goes: Adam and … Continue reading

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BRUSH WITH A BRUSH WITH GREATNESS:Super Diamond - The Neil Diamond Tribute Band Just to show you all that I’m not making it up when I boo hoo on my website, check out this little ‘diamond’ of a story: This … Continue reading

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TELEPHONE BAR SHOW REVIEW and WEEKEND FUN DETAILS I performed last night in a bar at 2nd? and 9th called “Telephone Bar”. There’s a show in the back room (the location of many comedy shows in NYC - either that … Continue reading

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SEASONAL DEPRESSION Can’t one just quit seasonal depression, the way they might quit smoking, eating meat or biting their nails? The way they might quit fucking hookers or using heroin? The way they might shoot themselves once they’ve given up … Continue reading

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MORE STRANGE NEWS Man Swallows Tongue Trying To Lick Heart Valley River, NJ Did you hear about the feller in New Jersey that swallowed his own tongue while trying trying to lick his heart from the inside? I bet he … Continue reading

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ALL YOU CAN EAT… …is cancelled this Sunday because Apocalypse is doing renovations, not because of the Shithole Bowl. I was going to have the anti-superbowl show with lots of anti-superbowl crap. But oh, well. There’s always some other horseshit … Continue reading

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NAKED DUDE PHOTO I tried to post this photo of the naked dude to my blog, but it’s not working right now, so just check the photo links if you wanna see this dude who sent me a naked photo … Continue reading

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