Monthly Archives: August 2005

MOVING CAN BE FUN Especially when you have a friend named Jessica Delfino who comes over to your house and takes your old clothes and practically forces you to pay for half of her lunch. LIBRARIES CAN BE FUN Especially … Continue reading

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Your Music Lesson For The Day…and sadly, and obit. Moogs are uber popular, but do you know what one is? A Moog is a crazy strange piano-sort-of looking instrument with knobs and levers and buttons which you can push and … Continue reading

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THEIR Um, HEART WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE…. So, NY Press put a big nice pic of me on page 31 in their MUSIC section, but here’s where it goes wrong: 1. The caption says, “Where Sarah Silverman steals her … Continue reading

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Vegetarian Bucks The Systemby Jessica Delfino I have a doubly restricted diet - I’m a vegetarian, and I’m poor. So, where do the poor vegetarians of this city turn? How about Taco Bell? The Taco Bell near my house sells … Continue reading

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OTTTBLOLWSIFOL (Other Things To Type Besides LOL When Something Is Funny On Line)by Jessica Delfino I think it’s a really good idea to stop using “LOL” unless you are trying to explain that after you wrote or read something in … Continue reading

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JESSICA DELFINO LIFE NEWS In this episode, I try to make my boring life seem interesting! In the news today: ###HOTTER THAN HELL OUTSIDE###CON ED IS WORKING ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE###I’M WEARING A JEAN SKIRT RIGHT … Continue reading

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BOATING DELFINO See, even people with chipped teeth can live a high life.

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The Story of the Fake Tooth in meby Jessica Delfino TRUE STORY: One of my front teeth is fake. I got pushed off a boat by my dad when I was about 6. Does that sound harsh to you, the … Continue reading

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