Monthly Archives: November 2005

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MODEL I finally got comments working on my blog again! Or more accurately, a friend of mine finally got comments working on my blog again…but if no one minds, I’ll just take the credit myself. … Continue reading

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WHAT IS IN A DUNKIN DONUT? Has anyone ever wondered? I found the recipe in a great book called, “How To Make The Country Obese and Dead, Especially The Poor Ones.” Here is a list of ingredients in a Dunkin … Continue reading

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ALL ABOUT THANKSGIVING.by Jessica Delfino THE FOOD I PLAN TO EAT ON THANKSGIVING (a partial list): 400 lbs. stuffed mushrooms (stuffed with candy, lemonade and unicorns)12 jelly donut turkey sandwiches (on homemade poisoned bread)a hundred handfulls of marshmellows with orange … Continue reading

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BACK FROM MY TREACHEROUS, HARROWING JOURNEY! Did you miss me? Anyone? Hello? (Hello? Hello?) Is there anybody in there? I am back from being on tour with Lisa Suckdog and what a whirlwind adventure it was! I’ve summarized it into … Continue reading

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THIS POST WAS ON CRAIGSLIST REGARDING CXB: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/110544374.html Show your love! Show up in court on Monday, Nov. 14th at 9 AM, 100 Centre St. Part B.You don’t have to say anything, it just shows the oblivious and blaze courts … Continue reading

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SHOW TONIGHT IN LA… …begins at 9 PM at Il Corral. Lisa Suckdog’s birthday was yesterday, so bring her presents and be ready to celebrate… Here’s my lousy birthday poem to Lisa: LisaI just met yaBut already I’m infatuated a … Continue reading

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WEST COAST TOUR DETAILS That’s right, Delfino’s coming to a venue on the west coast near you with Lisa “Suckdog” Crystal Carver, Dame Darcy and friends. Don’t miss this show, it’s awesome. Here is as much info as I have: … Continue reading

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Do You Like Free Speech? The TRUE account of CXB’s arrestby Jessica Delfino I would like to begin by saying I don’t necessarily agree with Christopher’s tactics or appreciate his delivery. I’ve told him before that his delivery stinks. But … Continue reading

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