Monthly Archives: December 2005

Lines to use to get what you want in life: by Jessica Delfino Just trust me. As you can tell by this blog, I’ve gotten everything there is to get out of life. As a “holiday season” sentence endcap: “Put … Continue reading

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MYTHS TO LIVE BY Vitamin C spicy candy drops by VICKS can help you from getting a cold! Drinking lots of water will make you rich! Buying lottery tickets increase your odds of winning the lottery! Singing in the shower … Continue reading

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ON TOOKIE WILLIAMS: Tookie Williams was recently killed by California on Death Row. This is a topic that lots of comedians, bloggers and commenator types have been writing about and discussing now for several days. Many of you may or … Continue reading

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MOMMY, WHAT ARE BLOGS FOR? This post is in retaliation for a rash of imbeciles who came from Metafilter. I never asked to be posted to Metafilter. I’m just a writin’ fool who likes the idea of free, unfiltered thought. … Continue reading

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THE SECULAR VOICES OF HEAVEN’S HORIZON… …is my holiday band that sings songs about holiday topics! They’re like Christmas carols without the crappiness and cloying holiday spirit of dorky carols. They’re cloying all in their own way! Here are some … Continue reading

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