Monthly Archives: January 2006

A Poem for People and Walruses Who Aren’t Sure If They Are Really In Love Filly was a walrus, a fat and angry walrusand Filly had a frilly little dress that he would wearusHe’d put it on and twirl about … Continue reading

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Butt, Doctor… A good lady stuck her finger up my butt yesterday. I’m having a series of problems that seem to involve digestion, so some think it could also possibly involve my poop region. I don’t mean to be so … Continue reading

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LIFE UPDATE Still alive. Best Blog Ever! Hi. So, the Bloggies nominations are going on, and I do believe today is the last day to nominate blogs for awards. If you are one of the blog people, please consider: Jessy … Continue reading

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INTERNAL CLEANSING I’ve never had an enema, but was considering it recently due to a string of various health problems I’ve been encountering. I went to a website called curezone as recommended by a friend and poured over all the … Continue reading

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Pussy Jokes Are Heredetary! Turns out my great grandmother was a potty-mouthed filth fountain. Thank god, because up til now I thought that there was really something very wrong with me. I thought I was some kind of dirty joke … Continue reading

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