Monthly Archives: February 2006

Out of Body Experience experiences, anyone? Do you believe in out of body experiences? I’ve talked to two people who say they have had them. One of those people was a sort of wacky relative of mine, and my instincts … Continue reading

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I’m watching figure skating… …and the commentators are such dink anuses. The commentators are such fair-weather friends - when the skaters are doing well, they are all up in their crotches. When they aren’t doing well, they start getting all … Continue reading

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CXB IN JAIL AGAIN, this time maybe for a long while… Hello Friends If you could, please list any or all of this anywhere possible, and please participate: Political activist and notorious gadfly/performance jokester Christopher X. Brodeur (aka Touching You, … Continue reading

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Where That Joke Came Fromby Jessica Delfino The best jokes have a little bit of truth and back story to them. Here is the story of the joke I tell about a guy in college who would never have sex … Continue reading

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I don’t “normally” do this, but I wanted to plug this on my website, because this was SO MUCH FUN last time I’m still sighing in delight upon contemplation of the memories it left within me… Come to this if … Continue reading

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Strange Poetry going…somewhere? Iron can’t be good for youit’s metalfear metal When eaten a pill or two,it’s yellowit’s yellow Hippies dig nutrious stuffthey’re mellowthey’re mellow They don’t shave their pubic puffswell, hello!well, hello! I could do this all day longNo … Continue reading

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LIVE (free) DVD TAPING or whatever SATURDAY, FEB 4 at 1 PM (Tomorrow!!!)and free wine For those of you who are eager to find something New York Centric and free to do at 1:30 PM on a rainy Saturday, I’m … Continue reading

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LOUSIEST WEEKEND EVER Saturday night I felt a lot of thumping around in my chest. I’ve had a little chest gnome for years, but I’ve ignored it and it’s ignored me. However, on Saturday, it was as if the chest … Continue reading

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