Monthly Archives: July 2006

COME TO THIS SHOW - or else!! Will I be singing: a) Joni Mitchell’s “Carey”b) Jermaine Jackson’s “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off (To Have A Good Time, Oh, No)”c) Heart’s “Magic Man”d) Neil Young’s “Old Man”e) All … Continue reading

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I’VE GOT A SHOW TONIGHT SEXYTIMEComedy with your hosts Brandy Crawford and Heather FinkFriday July 28 at 11pm atMo Pitkin’s new downstairs stage http://mopitkins.com/34 Ave A near 3rd Street (East Village)Free Featuring: Craig Baldohttp://www.craigbaldo.com/As seen on Premium Blend, Late Night … Continue reading

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Gay? N’Sync? YOU DON’T SAY… I love when gay guys come out who you so knew were gay, like, since the day they were born (Their bulging forehead veins matched the shade of their swollen belly buttons). Here’s a shocker! … Continue reading

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I Went To Canada, & All I Got Was Everything I Wanted & More I’d like to start off by stating the obvious: I’m apparently very easy to please, as “everything & more” mostly just means a place to sleep … Continue reading

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DELFINO TAKES MONTREAL To your top right there is an adorable drawing of a strange little girl. That little girl is me, and it was drawn by Nick Fox-Gieg. He contacted me quite out of the blue and asked if … Continue reading

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JOKES TO SPICE UP YOUR BORING DAYby Jessica Delfino I painted my fingernails bright fluorescent day-glo green with glitter in them…to go with my bulimia! Yes! So, I went to CVS and bought some stickers, and the lady asked me … Continue reading

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WHO’S GOING TO THE MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL? Even more important, who’s driving to the Montreal Comedy Festival?

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NEAT PERSON OF THE WEEK: Annelies Middel, painter Holland is known for lots of great things - wooden shoes, killer marijuana, spekjes (a crazy, squishy bacon-looking candy that tastes a lot like peeps) and now, Annelies Middel, a painter who … Continue reading

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