5 Reasons You Should Take Me On Tour With You

1. I have friends in every major city
2. I’m not too good to carry gear
3. I can drive a stick, have valid license
4. I only bring two bags - one guitar, and one small suitcase
5. I give superb road head

Come see what you’d be getting yourself into - TONIGHT

8 PM - Bowery Poetry Club
I’ll be singing jail themed songs I wrote on Christopher X. Brodeur’s “Songs From Prison” show. (The concept of the show is, songs he wrote in prison on the taxpayer’s dime, plus special guests, such as Ambrose Martos, myself and others.
$5

10 PM - Bowery Poetry Club
I’ll be leading the spooky ghost-rock band, Haunted Pussy at 10 PM on
the lovely O’Debra Twins’ “Show N Tell” show.
$3

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