Monthly Archives: November 2006

WEIRD GIFTS Maybe it has something to do with the songs I sing, but I get lots of strange gifts from my friends. …like a solid milk chocolate bird… …a plastic toy pop-singing stick figure… …beta… …a stress tit… …and … Continue reading

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Phrases that will live in infamy They forgot “My Pussy Is Magic”. from ASSOCIATED PRESS: Sometimes it takes only a word, or just a few, to become immortalized in television history. The TV Land cable network has compiled a list … Continue reading

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TONITE! The last episode of Jessica Delfino Is Sorry To Disturb You! 10 PM$5 Rififi332 E. 11th St. NYC Live taping in progress tonight for international distribution, so come get your seat in this zippity zappity vehicle to worldwide stardom! … Continue reading

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TONITE Christopher’s monthly variety shows are always a very diverse, dazzling blender of delights! Come see what’s cooking tonight at 8 PM. More details below… cxb’sNIGHT OF A SHITLOAD OF STARS! nyc’s most furious and artistic variety show TONITE: monday … Continue reading

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LITTLE BUILDING REVIEWED! Read it HERE at MURPHGUIDE.COM The last LITTLE BUILDING is this FRIDAY (two days from now), Nov. 24th8 PM sharpTickets are $12 at the door or $10 at www.smarttix.com …and go see Shockwave’s cool ongoing MIXTAPE show … Continue reading

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PAINTED PUSSY Do you like porn? If so, I don’t think you’ll like this link. But you’ll think maybe it will be something you will like. Also, if you like crappy computer program art, you may enjoy this link. Thanks … Continue reading

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JESSICA DELFINO IS “SORRY” TO DISTURB YOU… Here is a short segment from last week’s show. If you haven’t seen my resident series show at Rififi yet, you still have TWO more chances: TOMORROW, Tuesday, November 21st andNEXT Tuesday, November … Continue reading

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FUN TIME WITH PHOTOS Delfino plays a fortune-telling airport…Can anyone say “typecast” ??? I know, I know…you are dying to see some photos from the first “Little Building” showing in Brooklyn last Friday. Well, I have magical powers, if you … Continue reading

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CHUCK NORRIS JOKES I probably shouldn’t even be printing this…Chuck Norris might round house kick me in the face if he ever found out. Who wrote these jokes? And why? Also, don’t forget to come to see my show tonight … Continue reading

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THE PERFECT COMEDY FACE? This is one of the weirdest reports I’ve ever seen. Supposedly, scientists have invented “the perfect comedy face” (?) for some reason. I barely even know what that is supposed to mean. Um…aren’t scientists supposed to … Continue reading

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