Monthly Archives: February 2007

INTERVIEW BY ONE “MR. SKIN” Mr. Skin’s website is about movies that show vag, or “celebrating nudity in film” as he more eloquently puts it. Was I ever known for my eloquence? In this link, he also celebrates Jessica Delfino … Continue reading

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Tonite: Christopher X. Brodeur’sNIGHT OF A SHITLOAD OF STARS! February 26, 2007. bowery poetry club, 308 Bowery8 PM - $5 sugg donationTONITE’S TENTATIVE MENU: HOSTS: EPSTEIN & HASSAN, “The Black & the Jew” MISS SATURN! [wacky hoopster virtuoso!]ERIC WALTON! [master … Continue reading

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TODAY’S TOPIC: HUGE NUTS The only other man I’ve seen with a sack this ginormous has been naked poet Tommy D, who it has been rumored has elephantitis of the nut sack. Rachel Kramer Bussel wrote an article about the … Continue reading

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OPPORTUNITIES This is what people come to NYC for, right, god darn it? Opportunities. Are you going to find opportunities in West Bend, Virginia? I don’t think so, because I just made that town up. If you’re looking for some … Continue reading

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DID YOU KNOW THAT DELFINO IS ON I-TUNES?akaMY GOLD SUIT IS GONE!You can’t buy Led Zeppelin on I-tunes, but you can buy Jessica Delfino. And since I left my signature gold suit in a taxi cablast Friday night, I could … Continue reading

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IF WOMEN WERE IN CHARGE, THERE WOULD BE WARS OVER SHOES One look at those ruby slippers, and you can see why.These are my favorite shoes in the world. Look at how they sparkle.I don’t know if I’d start a … Continue reading

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RELATED?? Ever heard of Peter Gault & Amy Rachelle? Here’s a song of theirs, called “Cosmic Vagina”. I may be related to these people, because I’m from Vagina, too. When I was a fresh new teen, my mom bought a … Continue reading

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The Vagina Institute I’m a bit perplexed by this site. Upon first glance, it looks like a corny coven of clitoral caretakers. But after further investigation and using the detective skills I fine-tuned as a hot, high-school sleuth, it seems … Continue reading

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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD YOUR SONG ON THE RADIO? Yesterday, I got a little taste of radio play when my band, HAUNTED PUSSY had a song broadcast on college radio station WNYU, New York University’s radio station - 89.1 FM. … Continue reading

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Echidne Of The SnakesAccording to mythology, Echidna was a half super-hot face-and-torsoed nymph, half hideous-serpent-bodied woman, best known for kicking the asses of the Olympians and then getting her snake-ass handed back to her by Zeus, who sealed her boy … Continue reading

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