Monthly Archives: August 2011

Tonight: A “Dirty 30”

Tonight: A “Dirty 30” at Googie’s Lounge Ludlow & Stanton, NYC 8:30 PM / FREE Ya know, when some people say things, they don’t really mean them. Like when some men say, “I love you”, they don’t really mean it. … Continue reading

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Songwriter 4 Hire

Songwriter 4 Hire Songwriter for hire. Lewd, lascivious, hilarious, knows what a “hot carl” is. All genres + projects considered. Email jess delfino at gmail dot com. Simply put — I write songs. I write dirty songs, clean songs, clean … Continue reading

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And now for a little hurricane (dark) humor… Why is everyone freaking out? It’s just a series of aggressive wind gusts, right? So, what’s the big deal then? Methinks the major concern is that no one really knows just what … Continue reading

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SPOTTED: Dominic Strauss-Kahn? on Broadway & Franklin Sts. NYC AP Photo (above), my dinky iPhone pic (below) It was a night just like any other Thursday night, in fact, it was tonight! I was riding my bike east from a … Continue reading

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I Felt The Earth Move Under My Feet Actually, I didn’t feel a thing. I felt the indian food cart man take $5 from me as I ordered lunch. I guess being on the ground made it so I didn’t … Continue reading

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BIG HUGE AUDITION TOMORROW For those of you wondering what I’ve been up to since I last wrote an award winning light themed poem or had a mermaid party on a boat, well, I’ve been busy, and let’s just leave … Continue reading

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I LOST THE LIGHT My cat jumped up and knocked over my fluorescent mercury filled light the other day, breaking both my lamp and my lightbulb, spilling mercury all over my house. After sweeping it up and probably getting mercury … Continue reading

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HOW TO HAVE AN AWESOME CITY YARD SALE (even if you have no yard) ***5 USEFUL TIPS*** Living in NYC, the term “yard sale” is thrown around somewhat loosely, as rarely anyone actually has a real yard, unless you count … Continue reading

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