Monthly Archives: March 2012

Hey You Loud Fucking Hipsters: I’m Telling On You

Sometimes, as I’m getting ready to go to bed around 1:30 or 2 am, I hear the loud squealing of a posse of women, or a group of goonish Jersey-ites hollering in the street. It can last anywhere from 10 … Continue reading

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Free Ukulele Classes @ New York Public Library in July

FREE UKULELE CLASSES @ NYPL + Myself and special guests perform Pretty exciting stuff you guys — I’ll be teaching FREE ukulele classes at New York Public Library in two locations: Tompkins Square Park and St. George. In addition to … Continue reading

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This Weekend!

Friday, March 9 Now That’s What I Call Musical Comedy! Creek & Cave, Long Island City, NYC 8 PM Saturday, March 10 GLOC Mixer The Pit, NYC 12-4 PM Sunday, March 11 DeFlea Arts + Craft Market for Animal Rescue … Continue reading

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Hey world, I got a new website!

Check it out cats and kittens! It was created by the terrific Laura Baird! And a special thank you to David and Karen for being wonderful, kind benefactors and great friends. I accept gifts and donations, and in fact, require them … Continue reading

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I’m Not Sorry At least once a day, a woman will apologize to me for something that she didn’t do wrong. “Whoops! Sorry,” she’ll say, as she drops a piece of paper on the floor, or asks me my name. … Continue reading

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